Conspiracy revealed
I was intar-web chatting with Jesse last night when a revelation struck me...
J: So how 'bout that abortion... alright!
R: I figure it's just a plot by Black Hills Gold to sell more wedding rings
R: but that's just me
J: haha
J: good call
R: Steve Kirby with the mysterious million dollar legal fund... hmm...
R: "Gosh, that sure is a nice gold medallion you have there, Representative Hunt!"