"Everyone's afraid of their own life. If you could be anything you wanted, I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?" --Isaac Brock/Modest Mouse

What? It's been four days already? How time flies...
Well, I'm off to Missouri. No content still, but Joan could use an ear or two. Meanwhile, I'll be at Raymond-Peculiar High School listening to teenagers blowing up the world. You probably think I'm kidding. I wondered for a while why they would put Raymond first in the name of the school, seeing as how it's actually in Peculiar, MO. Then I tried it the other way around and became enlightened.
Fun fact: the two towns, six miles apart, share one hotel. If a pool is started on whether I sleep on a park bench in Peculiar or in a hotel I can't afford in Kansas City, I want ten bucks on the park bench.
Oh, I don't suppose...