If you are a professional contact, hi! Thank you for caring enough to chop off the front part of my email address to investigate me. There isn't much about me here, other than I like music and I am from the southern parts of the Dakota land. I have a more professional email address--robm at Iowa State--to which you can send questions and chat.

If you are a professor, hi! I am very sorry; if I do not already, I will have that paper in soon, I promise. I am not so good about papers, but if you have an engineering or science project for me, I can do it right away.

If you are a music label representative, hi! I'm just Kyle's lackey, but I love you just as much as (or sometimes more than) he does. We really do appreciate all the music you send us, even that electro-acoustic tribute to Amy Grant. Please enjoy your day!

If you are music producer Sandee Curry, hey! What the hell were you thinking? An "electro-acoustic tribute" to Amy Grant? What does that even mean? I can understand that you thought maybe it would be a good idea, dumping it onto your big tribute contract with Vitamin Records and making lots of money, but no one will ever buy your "electro-acoustic tribute to amy grant," because it is a horrible idea! And it sounds even worse! I think I will donate our defaced copy of your tribute to Oval because scarring the album and mixing the fractured audio that results may be the only way your CD will ever produce a pleasant sound!
The Radiohead tribute album you produced was very good, though. Please do more like that.

If you are a friend or acquaintance or total stranger, hi! Sorry for the delay, but I had to talk to my contact, professor, reps, and Sandee Curry real fast. I'm tired of the crappy layout, and I finally have some nice Adobe software and a nice new, functioning computer, so hopefully I will redesign soon. Something something something, it's all okay.