Satire of a Schoolbook
I like Pauly's. I've gone there to eat several times, and I have to say, the food is excellent. The produce is Grade A, and the sourdough bread just tastes good.
Respond and React
- Why do you think the author likes Pauly's?
- What kind of restaurant do you think Pauly's is?
- Define the following terms:
- produce
- sourdough
- Pauly
- What time period was this story set in?
Critical Thinking
- In "I Like Pauly's," the author professes his love for a small sub sandwich
restaurant. In 500 words or more, rewrite the paragraph to make it a
story professing love for a hair salon.
Composition
- produce
- sourdough
- Pauly
- In "I Like Pauly's," the author professes his love for a small sub sandwich restaurant. In 500 words or more, rewrite the paragraph to make it a story professing love for a hair salon.
Composition
Write your own critique of a restaurant. Be sure to include:
- description of the food
- comments on the eating environment
- bathroom sanitation
- the purpose of the restaurant's "sneeze shield"
- speed of service
- price paradigm matrix
- percent tip left for busboy
- amount of money used to bribe matire'd
- three paragraph description of utensils
Literary Connections
Read the 'P' volume of the encyclopedia. Find and read the two-page
entry on "Pauly." Write it in this box: 
Summary
Write a 10-page conclusion and research paper on this paragraph. Be sure to include four documented sources and a bibliography.
Connection to Foreign Languages
Write this paragraph in Latin, Spanish, French, Japanese (use the kanji form), Arabic, and British English.
